CHEERS

"Having Sex with Actions" pt. 1

People who don’t believe in time travel are idiotic. You’re traveling through time right now... fucking liquor shits.

-SM

upon a thyme

I'll let you in on a secret. "You're" and "your" are the same word. Just like how "key" is a homonym, means two things, right, means...you know...in a lock. And in music. Two different things, same word. Your is one of those words too. Apostrophe-r-e, that's bullshit. That's just another stupid rule we had to memorize to keep us in check. Same thing with "they're" and "their." "I'll" and "aisle" are two different words, though. And I’ll is a safe word. In the word I'll, your guarded. I, that is you when you write it, is guarded by two l's. And l's are imposing letters. Did you know that? Did you know that letters have different personalities? Y is athletic, K is artistic, M is lethargic, and R is self-conscious. And L...l is the tough letter. Even the lowercase one. Surprising, isn't it? Scrawny thing, you'd think it'd be a pot-head or a volley-ball player.

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