Friday, December 31

last day of 2010

Chace Crawford touches himself Down Under.

Hugh Jackman gives his favorite package a smear in New York.

Saturday, December 25

not everyone got a tamagotchi

merry christmas merry christmas
and a happy new year
Sarah is laying on reindeer
everybody having fun fun at disney that night
christmas merry
christmas
jesus christ
send just a bitch
in my face

Thursday, December 23

Ocean Attack!

Haiku






Subway ride back home

Lasagna not sitting right

Damn, train’s not express





-SM




Tuesday, December 21

Dearest Kitty,


Another dreadful day has passed in the Annex. Father has forbidden me to suck on mommy's breasts for good. He says that I am too old. I'm only 13!! Breast milk is the bestest juice in the world. Heck, it's the best thing in the world. I wouldn't trade breast milk for a million melons. Fuckin' Hell, I wouldn't trade breast milk for anything except for an end to this dreadfully, dreadful war.


Love,


Anne


Saturday, December 18

Future

"Lindsay Lohan smells

Of midnight descending strong

Dares envelop her."


-CB

Burn Victim

Thursday, December 16

In the Beginning





"¿Our Book ends in one month.

When does yours begin?"


-DG