CHEERS

"Having Sex with Actions" pt. 1

People who don’t believe in time travel are idiotic. You’re traveling through time right now... fucking liquor shits.

-SM

upon a thyme

I'll let you in on a secret. "You're" and "your" are the same word. Just like how "key" is a homonym, means two things, right, means...you know...in a lock. And in music. Two different things, same word. Your is one of those words too. Apostrophe-r-e, that's bullshit. That's just another stupid rule we had to memorize to keep us in check. Same thing with "they're" and "their." "I'll" and "aisle" are two different words, though. And I’ll is a safe word. In the word I'll, your guarded. I, that is you when you write it, is guarded by two l's. And l's are imposing letters. Did you know that? Did you know that letters have different personalities? Y is athletic, K is artistic, M is lethargic, and R is self-conscious. And L...l is the tough letter. Even the lowercase one. Surprising, isn't it? Scrawny thing, you'd think it'd be a pot-head or a volley-ball player.

perfectionate

sPoop

The Diary of Anne Franco

This year's controversial Oscar host.

Today is the newest day.

Tomorrow is the oldest.

Yesterday once said to me:

Tomorrow I will meet you

in the parking lot of the abandoned

school. Bring no weapons...

only minds.

ALL of the lights

JS

​O’ to the man who lives between two worlds

​Shattered and torn, he looks for direction

​Half FBI agent and half terrorist.

Bella Backyard

last day of 2010

Chace Crawford touches himself Down Under.

Hugh Jackman gives his favorite package a smear in New York.

Happy Birthday, Emilie de Ravin!

RIP Jacques.

not everyone got a tamagotchi

merry christmas merry christmas
and a happy new year
Sarah is laying on reindeer
everybody having fun fun at disney that night
christmas merry
christmas
jesus christ
send just a bitch
in my face

Eve

Santa is coming.

Ocean Attack!

Haiku

Subway ride back home

Lasagna not sitting right

Damn, train’s not express

-SM

the pool

Dearest Kitty,


Another dreadful day has passed in the Annex. Father has forbidden me to suck on mommy's breasts for good. He says that I am too old. I'm only 13!! Breast milk is the bestest juice in the world. Heck, it's the best thing in the world. I wouldn't trade breast milk for a million melons. Fuckin' Hell, I wouldn't trade breast milk for anything except for an end to this dreadfully, dreadful war.


Love,


Anne